You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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