I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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