What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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