I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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