i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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