Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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