remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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