She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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