Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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