Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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