it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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