Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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