My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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