What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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