We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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