great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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