Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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