if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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What drink are we having for lunch?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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