I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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