i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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