it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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