He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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