Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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