we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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