her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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