Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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