I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
