And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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