shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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