i don't like sucking hair
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I will be naked everywhere
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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