Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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