Your tits are I can't wait for
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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