How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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