You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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