bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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