She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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