Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize