Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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