dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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