She's JV to your varsity
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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