it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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