i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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