did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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