found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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