Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize