Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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