His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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