Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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