i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize