There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Randomize
