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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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