My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend