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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.