Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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(772): View more from Florida

she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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(404): View more from Georgia

boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.

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(713): View more from Texas

We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.

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(207): View more from Maine

C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer

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