Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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