More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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