i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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