The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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