you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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