Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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